Friday, March 11, 2005

Jim Cavaziel: Shorter, Neater, Recut!

Seems that our Number Two Man of God (Mel Gibson) has decided to "recut" his psychocatholic biblical bloodfest "The Passion of the Christ". It would seem that not all of his fellow travelers of the Christian way are quite as devoted to the flayed and blood bespattered image of Christ he seems to find so evocative and, hence, have denied him the $8.50 the "true believers" have already given. Who knew? Given the popularity of Tim LaHaye's psychotic and genocidal "Left Behind" series one might have thunk that American evangelicals were beginning to embrace the Catholic Church's fixation on blood and guts.