Santorum & Cornyn were right.

Give those pesky homosexuals the basic protections of a civilized society and the next thing you know people will start consorting with dogs and box turtles. Sure enough, the diseased ideology shared by god-hating atheists and secular liberals has spread to the animal world and now we're presented with the immoral, unnatural and altogether disgusting image of goat on rhino love. I am sure James Dobson and the rest of America's Christian patriots will join me in calling for immediate legislation to ban such degrading and lecherous behavior not just in the United States, but around the world!