Friday, October 21, 2005

Oh how I miss the days when I could fuck hookers, get the clap, take penicillin, marry a chaste young virgin and beat her uneducated ass with impunity

Not me, of course. I wasn't born then. I'm a product of the sexual revolution. Thus, if I weren't happily married with a child, I'd be a sad and lonely, yet highly successful, predatory bachelor racking up the score. So you can see, I'm not complaining. Rather, the lamenting comes from none other than Mr. Leon Kass, former chairman and current member of the President's Council on Bioethics.

Mr. Kass, or Lonely Leon as his friends like to call him, begins his lament in this delightful piece. Read it and weep with the sorrow of our lost innocence, sacrificed on the bloody altar of female sovereignty. Think back to how lovely it was in the days of yore when the miracle of biochemical transmutation took the sodden contents of men's aching testicles and created love. As Lonely Leon so gracefully states it:

"For it is a woman's refusal of sexual importunings, coupled with hints or promises of later gratification, that is generally a necessary condition of transforming a man's lust into love".

Cry for those bygone days for they are gone forever. Now, here in this gray and gloomy present; in this modern, loveless wasteland; in this barren cultural steppe, we are faced with certain doom. Why? Because, "For the first time in human history, mature women by the tens of thousands live the entire decade of their twenties — their most fertile years — neither in the homes of their fathers nor in the homes of their husbands; unprotected, lonely, and out of sync with their inborn nature."

That's right boys and girls, we're doomed because instead of abiding by their natural programming and fucking like rabbits after they marry at age 19 so that they can make lots and lots of babies during their fertile twenties, women are staying....gasp....SINGLE!

Wow. If it ain't those durn gays trying to get married and destroy the world, it's those durn single gurls trying not to get married and destroy the world.