Wednesday, March 23, 2005

Hey George & Dick!

I'm going to eat enough bran to float the Spanish Armada, and then I'm going to come to your houses and take a couple of giant dumps. However, don't worry, it won't be a problem because I'll only shit on 8% of everything. I mean, what's the harm? It's only 8%. I'll leave 92% of your houses completely untouched!