Tuesday, April 19, 2005

A beautiful day

The Catholic Church embraces orthodoxy by promoting an undead German (see the post picture) to Pope. This act has, remarkably enough, created the world's first infallible zombie. George Romero would be proud.

The sun shines on Mt. St. Helens.

Evangelicals in Ohio begin to wake up to the fact that they're a bunch of fucking gullible chumps and the Prezdint is taking them for a ride.

Yuppies in California pummel each other for a house in an increasingly rare, excellent California school district. Defeated, 99.9% of them go home to their original houses in piss-poor school districts and thank their lucky stars that at least they don't live in Connecticut, where they'd have to pay high property taxes.