Wednesday, April 06, 2005

You can't make this shit up.

I'd like to direct your attention to Ezekiel 23 in the Holy Bible. The entire section is about two sisters, one of whom I think, is the Whore of Babylon. The following section certainly hints as much:
[S]he increased her whoring, remembering the days of her youth, when she played the whore in the land of Egypt and lusted after her paramours there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose issue was like that of horses.

Forgive me for asking, but did the Bible just say that their "members were like those of donkeys"? Yes, I believe it did.