Wednesday, July 13, 2005

The Sewage Lagoon

Click here and you, too, can share in the glory that is the RNC's talking points on Karl Rove. It's a rich and rewarding experience reading through these. I especially like point number one:

"Once again Democrats are engaging in blatant political attacks."

Oh those mean and nasty Democrats! Whatever shall we do? Those big bullies are being...gasp!... political.

If cognitive dissonance had actual physical manifestations, heads would be exploding all over DC right now. Consider this choice quote from none other Karl Rove himself:

"Conservatives saw the savagery of 9/11 and the attacks and prepared for war; liberals saw the savagery of the 9/11 attacks and wanted to prepare indictments and offer therapy and understanding for our attackers. In the wake of 9/11, conservatives believed it was time to unleash the might and power of the United States military against the Taliban; in the wake of 9/11, liberals believed it was time to… submit a petition."

Oh wait. This isn't a political attack. No sir. This is merely a statement of objective truth.

Swine. All of them.